Small sometimes torments Smaller with his big brother-ness. Smaller used to take it, but now has his own awesome, absurd way of dealing with it. This round was just rock and roll.
Small: What is 4oo plus 400?
Smaller: You know I have not learned that yet.
Small: Yeah, but you can figure it out.
Smaller: No I can't, Small, you know you don't learn that until the next grade.
Small: I figured it out.
Smaller: Fine. What is baseball plus star?
Small: That is not a math problem.
Smaller: Wrong! It is two.
Small: How is that two?
Smaller: What is car plus house.
Small: I am not answering.
Smaller: Wrong! It is pizza.
Small: Nevermind.
Smaller: What is heart plus heart?
Small: Zero.
Smaller: No.
Me: What is it?
Smaller: Infinity.
Now how about that?
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Honestly...that's the coolest thing I've ever read.
Eric
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