Some kid jumped Smaller today after school. This kid, who was bigger, got in several punches and kicks before Smaller got away.
Why would anyone in their right mind want to pummel this kid? He is so so so the cute kid in school. The ladies love him, the boys think he is a gas. Well he is a gas - all the burping - but that makes him a star. Kids vie for a chance to sit next to him at lunch, even though that means having to sit at the peanut allergy table. His best little bud won't eat Peanut Butter Jelly sandwiches anymore, just so they can sit together at lunch. And he is on the smaller side of his classmates, which pared with his cuteness, makes all he teachers dote.
My guy. My sweet natured, adorable, scuffed knees and messy room loving, comedian got punched in the face today by some little fucker.
Just watch out little fucker, I will go Crouching Tiger on your ass. I don't care that you are in the third grade.
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