barrell of laughs

Smallers have there own sense of humor. Here is a sampling of the jokes imparted to me recently.

Small's Joke

Small: What is black and white, and red all over?

Me: What?

Small: A newspaper.

Smaller: I don't get it.


Smaller's Joke

Smaller: What is green and brown, and walks funny?

Me: What?

Smaller: A frog who pooped his pants.

Small: That's not a real joke (but he is laughing with Smaller, because, well, poop is always funny).


Smallest's Joke

Smallest: Why did the chicken cross the road holding a baby, and it was raining?

Me: Why?

Smallest: No, you say 'who's there'.

Me: No, 'who's there' is for a knock knock joke.

Smallest: You have to say 'who's there'.

Me: Fine; who's there?

Smallest: Me, because I have the prettiest shoes!

Small and Smaller laugh hysterically and say: That is not even a joke! It does not make any sense.

Smallest: Then why are you laughing?

Me: She has a point.