thus spake the smallers

The best quotes of the smallers recently.


Small: Did you know that Rob is short for Robert?

Smaller: Does that mean Bob is short for Bobert?

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Smallest: You are too heavy to pull!

Smaller: No I am not!

Smallest: You don't know how heavy you are, you never lifted yourself!

Smaller: Less talking, more pulling!


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Smaller: Are you going to do your homework right when we get home?

Small: No I am going to listen to Led Zeppelin and pretend the drummer is alive.

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Small: When you get big do you want to be like Mommy?

Smallest: Yes, I want to be smart and bossy and have boobs.